This is a list I had up over at Myspace in the “About Me” section. It was time to refresh my list but I didn’t want to lose these because I thought some were pretty funny. And true. So… About Me:
I make lists.
I’m inquisitive. I need answers. I love to learn. This has gotten me
into trouble. Also, I talk too much. This has also gotten me into
I can be negative. Cynical. Inappropriate.
I’m obsessed with the future.
I really love when a company with a word in their phone number will
help you out by putting the actual numbers right beside it in
Everyone loves a key change.
I like observing things.
Taylor ham, egg, & cheese on a bagel is the greatest thing known to
Putting a wet bathing suit on is the worst thing known to man.
I’m proud to be Italian.
I try to find a different angle than everyone else.
Halloween is my favorite holiday. Not for the skimpy outfits girls
wear, but for the candy!
I have an opinion on pretty much everything. Buying me a drink is the
quickest way to get it out of me.
Simply looking at lettuce effects me like nails on a chalkboard.
What is it about food fights that is so damn contagious?
The nickname “Greggie” has followed me around wherever I go. I don’t
know why. And I don’t approve.
I’ve always felt I was different. I didn’t like soda until college.
Half the people on Myspace are name-droppers.
I’m incredibly passionate about some things. And woefully remiss about
others. Go figure.
Clearing the lint fence in the dryer is pure rapture.
I hate routine. I have 5 routes mapped out for my drive to work just
to avoid the monotony of my commute. I refuse to be a lemming.
My biggest problem is keeping up with old friends.
I usually regret at least two things I’ve said after a night of
The only thing worse than Oreos teeth….. is Cheetos teeth.
I want to be a space tourist.
My best friend is better friends with my brother.
The Muppets are the coolest!
I love Baseball.
I have a blog. Read it or
I make movies. Check out my latest short at Miabi Films