Andy Rooney you kill me

Correction: It has been brought to my attention by a few people that Andy Rooney did not say this. I apologize to Mr. Rooney for misquoting him.

This is a word for word repost of a diatribe Andy Rooney let loose on 60 Minutes one time.

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“I don’t think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens…?Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.?

?I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE??

?I have the right NOT to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off.?

?When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the Law of Probability.?

I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!?

?My father and grandfather didn’t die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can’t understand the word “freeze” or “stop” in English, see the above lines.?

?I don’t think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.?

?We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations.?

?I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor.?

I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn’t stop you from watching them.?

?I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that’s better, and put your name on the building.?

?It doesn’t take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say “NO!”?

?I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don’t pretend they are a political statement.And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don’t want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries!?

?I am sick of “Political Correctness.” I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa;so how can they be “African-Americans”? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don’t go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else.?

And if you don’t like my point of view, tough…”

5 Comments

  1. William February 15, 2006

    He never said that you dumb fuck. Check your sources before saying certain words belong to people. It’s a stupid chain letter http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/badrooney.html

  2. Greg February 15, 2006

    Who the fuck are you? I don’t care who said it, it still rings true. Check your sources before you go calling people dumb. Dick-head.

    Thanks for stopping by.

  3. William February 16, 2006

    You not even correcting it after being shown that Andy Rooney never said that is further proof you are a dumb fuck. DUMB DUMB DUMB! That is another reason why we will never hire you again to work on any films of ours. You were incompetent and now we know why: You are a dumb racist fuck!

  4. Greg February 16, 2006

    Whatever you say Willy.

  5. Greg February 16, 2006

    That work for ya?

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