It is my assertion that the auto-correct feature on many of your modern-day word processors is keeping dumb people dumb. How I long for the glory days, when your word processor would just tell you you’ve spelled something wrong. Remember when it would simply underline the misspelled word in spine-chilling red and you’d know that you’d have to go back and correct the spelling? Not anymore ladies and gentleman. Now, your presumptuous computer decides to just correct the word for you and let you be on your merry way. How are we ever supposed to learn how to spell if we have this monster of a machine correcting our every move? I still can’t spell “rhythym” because of this. The future is here, and I don’t like what I’m seeing. Maybe all you dystopian futurists were right? Maybe we’re all headed for a life of servitude? Machines building machines. Anarchy. God damn auto-correct.