The Stain

Yesterday, I was running late for work and decided to throw on one of the few pairs of pants I own that aren’t jeans. As I’m sitting on the train I realize there’s a stain just to the left of the crotchal region. Coffee? I dont know. My prayers weren’t answered as it didn’t just disappear. So I spent the entire day at work coming up with creative ways to make it look like I didn’t piss myself. I didn’t leave my desk without carrying something really heavy.

uhhhh, that’s it.

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