It’s come to my attention that this site is written at an elementary school level. That’s right. Through the magic of the internet you can plug your url into a web page that will tell you what grade level you’re writing at. It works for MySpaces as well. I’m all about full disclosure, so I wanted to make sure everyone knew this. You can put that dictionary away when reading miabifilms.com. Furthermore, there will be no, I repeat, NO use of coherence, allegory, or logic whatsoever. (I do reserve the right to break this promise at anytime.)
The web page only seems to inspect your most recent post so I assume your “readability level” would vary from post to post. But as of right now, I’m a fourth grader. I would love to say that I have done this on purpose. That I’m writing a populous blog so as many people can enjoy it as possible. But the truth of the matter is… I don’t know how to write any more good.
Now, some of you may remember a post I made about a year ago entitled I Write Like a Girl. Again through the magic of the internet, here: the Gender Genie, it was determined that my writing has a distinct feminine quality. While I don’t necessarily agree with that, it does have its benefits. (For starters… and enders… I write for a women’s TV network) So, using deductive reasoning and a little faith in frivolous websites, it can be said that I write like a 4th grade girl.
I would like to thank my dear friend Ben for pointing all of this out. I love ya guy.
Try it for yourself: The Blog Readability Test.
I just ran this puppy through the blog readability test again. We’re up to a Junior High clip. And it doesn’t even detect sarcasm. Woohoo!
Whelp! Since I added that update comment above, miabifilms is back to being for elementary school kids.