You see… I’m in this duo. We come together like once a year and write songs. Usually drunk. Usually sitting in front of a TV with the ballgame on. Or on the beach at the Jersey Shore. This supergroup consists of Mike Fitzpatrick and I (Greg Granito). Our first record is called The Catacombs of Herald Square. Most of our songs seem to end up being about baseball or video games. We’ve been compared to Wham! or Evan and Jaron. (Actually we haven’t, but would that be so bad?) General goofiness ensues.

Here are three cuts off of Catacombs. With lyrics. All songs written by Fitz & Greg. Right click, download, and enjoy.

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“Blue Controller” (2005)

How do you juke in this game, Shane?

Blue Controller… doesn’t work.
Yes it does, yes it’s just because you suck.
Blue Controller does not work.

Shane Shane Shane Shane Shane

Fitz Fitz, sucks
Fitz Fitz sucks

Fitz sucks

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“Teixeira” (2005)

Jeff Logan, is not as good as Teixeira

Rafeal Palmeiro, not as bad as Teixeira

What about Jose Reyes?
uh huh he’s fast, not as fast as Teixeira

and Tad Iguchi?
he plays less positions than Teixeira

What about Vladimir Guerrero, he’s good…
but he can’t throw as far as Teixeira!

Brass Crab!!

Chad Kaskaiden?, habbit nebbbit stap dat dat dat Teixeira

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“D-Wright” (2007)

D-Wright
D-Wright
can i have your number?

D-Wright
oh so right
how was BP?

D-Wright
your swing is tight
i think i hear thunder

D-Wright
we should hang out tonight?
oh please, call me

you’re the new Jeet
you’re the next Jeet
you’re the Jeet Jeet

HoJo
don’t you know?
just leave what’s perfect

Ricky H
he stole a base
leave his speed alone

Peterson
ever talk to him?
I can see why you would

Willy
he’s your prodigy
yeah it’s a lot of meat!