Whenever I change my profile on Myspace I like to post the old one here. Gives my listeners a little insight into what makes me me. I usually go the list route. I like lists. Anyway, I’m about to change it up over there, (though I don’t know why, I’m about to jump ship for Facebook) So here is the last one I had up.

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Me? I’m selfish, judgmental, arrogant, insecure, sharp, dull, supercilious, quirky, shy, excitable, grumpy, inured, human and working on bitter.
…I used a thesaurus for that.

A masochist and I love sadists.

My mouth gets me into trouble more than I’m comfortable with.

My stupidity gets me into trouble more than I’m comfortable with.

The look on my face gets me into trouble more than I’m comfortable with.

I like being Italian.

I add an S to all my Gregg Rule notebooks. But I cross out the extra g at the end, so it looks stupid.

As a prank, the next time you’re introduced to someone, respond with this..
“Ah, so you’re the person I’m supposed to kill.”

I want my gravestone to say…
Here lies Greg Granito.
He did a few things right. Except not dying.

Not into politics, but I’ll never hesitate to give my opinion on an issue, regardless of any knowledge or background of said issue.

I’ve got love to give.