« Toe Cleavage
» squash head

Blog

Pineapple is for Pee

03.14.08 | Comment?
Tags: , ,

In my ongoing struggle to make this site about everything and nothing all at the same time, I want to relate a little story.

I was at the grocery store the other day and happened to spy the wonderous and alluring pineapple in question. After all, I usually buy a fruit cup every morning (healthier and tastier than a bagel with cream cheese) and that pineapple is always the jewel of the whole affair. So I figured I’d get my own. After stabbing myself several times with the sharp crown on the top, I got it home. However, not knowing how you tell if a pineapple is ripe or not and not wanting to deal with it (I’m easily distracted), I kind of just left it on the top of the fridge for a few days.

But then it was time. Tonight was the night I was going to cut that damn thing open and enjoy it’s sugary nourishment. One problem. How the hell do you properly cut and prepare a pineapple? I had no idea. Though I could have winged it, I decided to google it. And what did I find on this lovely world wide wonderful…www.howtocutapineapple.com Of course! Eureka! You can find anything on this thing.

Be sure to also check out:

www.howtobakeapotato.com
and
www.howtocookcornonthecob.com

have your say

Add your comment below, or trackback from your own site. Subscribe to these comments.

Be nice. Keep it clean. Stay on topic. No spam.

You can use these tags:
<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

:

:


« Toe Cleavage
» squash head
do you search for nancy drew games. nancy drew the white wolf of icicle creek walkthrough on line. more information about nancy drew legend of the crystal skull best.
find more free nancy drew games news. best nancy drew movies on line. everyone need nancy drew danger by design walkthrough.
mahjong game site.