squash head

Why hasn’t anyone ever told me I have a mishapen head? Maybe its my new haircut, but it’s pretty clear. It looks awful. The bottom of my face looks all big and fat and it slowly goes into a point toward the top of my head. I used to have cheek bones. Now I’m a pineapple. Now I’m Abraham Simpson. I guess….thanks… for not starting that awkward conversation?

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