Dull Objects

Dull Objects | 1:47 (2009)

Meditation on reflection and the effects of drastic grooming. Music is called Criticism, composed by my friend Eric from The Commuter.


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  1. missylab October 6, 2009

    I am amazed that I think a facial buzz cut would be so intriguing. Nice job.

  2. Greg October 6, 2009

    Thanks missy!

  3. Dennis October 7, 2009

    This is lovely.

    However, I have to point out a missed opportunity: whenever I’m shearing a beard of such magnitude, I like to go mustache for at least an hour, sometimes more. Just around the house for a bit, make the wife uncomfortable, maybe even take the dog for a walk, mustache style.

    Well, there’s always next time.

  4. Greg October 7, 2009

    I agree Dennis. That’s exactly the reason why I grew another beard. The mustache payoff.

  5. Cheryl January 2, 2010

    Ha ha I just watched this. Dennis you’ll be proud Mark rocked a handle bar mustache in public for a whole day. I wanted to die.

    Great video Greg. I loved when the shaving cream went on and when you had the split screens. Very impressive shave. The hair in the sink made me feel a little queasy but overall IMPROVEMENT!

  6. Dave January 5, 2010

    Totally awesome. That was as gratifying as my real shaves. Loved the dazed euphoria after rinsing off.

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