iPhone transcends all
What a sight to see this morning. As I was walking from the subway to my office, I saw a bunch of grizzly, hard-hat clad, construction workers gathered around in a circle. Sweating and cursing and doing what real men do.
For some reason they had congregated under the very same scaffolding they were constructing. A bevy of them right there in the middle of the sidewalk, impeding morning commuters. But as I’m saying to myself, “What the hell are these guys doing?” I realized what they were doing. They were showing each other their iPhones. Comparing apps. And all was forgiven. iPhones aren’t just for hipsters.
All hail Steve.