Why do sandwiches cut on angle taste better? Admit to yourself they do. Apparently food tastes better when it’s easier to eat. This must go back to cavemen times. When we were all hunters, the food that was easier to catch was what you ate. Neanderthals were not eating cheetahs and kangaroos and peregrine falcons. They were eating cows, sheep… and presumably turtles?

You have to wonder how good a Larry David would taste had it been cut diagonally. Might have at least been on par with a Ted Danson. I’ll tell you one thing… I’ll never eat a sandwich that hasn’t been cut on angle ever again. I won’t. Won’t do it.