Spam. We all deal with it. No matter how inconspicuous you try to be, spam will find a way to you. No matter how good your spam filters are, some will get through. It ranks right up there with miabifilms.com and pop-ups as the most annoying things on the internet.
Half of all the spam I get goes toward penis enlargement. The other half is split up among online drug stores, phishing scams, and fundraising requests from the alumni association. Admittedly, that last one may not be spam. Depending on your definition. Spam, however, does offer a lot of opportunities for humor.
Here is a recent spam headline I found hilarious:
Fornicate like a Macho!
Post some of your favorite spam headlines and lets go spamming the world!