Do you find yourself eating and eating and never getting full or fat? Do you walk around barefoot in the backyard while you’re dog is fetching his stick? Maybe you have a tapeworm. I thought I had a tapeworm once. We named it Charlie. Supposedly if you dangle food in front of your mouth the tapeworm will emerge and try to steal it. Maybe a wives’ tale? Parasites are particularly frightening to people and if you’ve ever seen pictures of tapeworms, you’ll know why.

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