I remember the internet when it looked like ass. When it was a bunch of animated gifs and nasty repeating backgrounds. GeoCities was an interesting concept during the Web’s infancy, where users created their own web sites and connected them in different “neighborhoods”. Each neighborhood had a different theme to it. The problem was that no one knew what the hell they were doing. You got ugly, processor hungry websites with absolutely no grasp of user experience and flow. Design standards were still being ironed out and for some reason, animated gifs made everyone go bananas. The Geocitiesizer is exactly what you think it is. It makes any website look like it was created in 1997. Thank god for decent web design.