“Pardon the pun” or “No pun intended” simply does not excuse you.
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Speaking of bytes… How big is bite-size? How do they know? It’s gotta vary right? While we’re at it, how big is a morsel? Approximately the size of a dollop? A dab-ill-do-ya? Dollop is a cool word. It’s a twisty palindrome. Twist it like salt water taffy and it’s the same forward and back. dollop. The d and p. Seriously, I take big bites.
Remind me to go camping in Canada at least once in my life so I can see the Northern Lights before I die. Seeing aurora in a snow swept valley among the stars and wolves is pretty high on that list.
Read MoreIf a bird pooping on you is supposed to bring good luck, how come a dog puked on me the very next day?
Read MoreI feel really guilty when someone says, “you’re gonna die when you see this.”
And then I don’t die. Awkward!
Read MoreI really hate the sidewalk drift. Walk in a straight line, walk faster, or bask in the glory that is my exasperated sigh.
Read MoreWhen people use the expression “Be still my heart”, they are actually addressing one of their organs.
Read MoreI just got the Asian Longhorned Beetle Alert in the mail and boy am I terrified!
Read MoreWhy don’t submarines have windows? It seems like an easy enough upgrade. Wouldn’t it make life a lot easier for them submarines?
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