I’m kind of mesmerized by the whole late night drama going on right now. While I’m firmly planted on Team Conan, I don’t really fault Leno for this mess. Either way, it’s been comic gold. Here’s my solution. Local news -10:30, Leno – 11, Conan’s Tonight Show at 11:30. Everyone [more…]
I really appreciate the Spanish language for warning someone how to properly deliver a phrase. The leading, upside-down, exclamation mark in ¡Feliz Navidad! warns the reader that this is going to be an exclamation! Read with enthusiasm! As far as I know, Spanish is the only language that does this with [more…]
When I got home last night, there was a $20 bill taped to the front door of my apartment building. No note. Nothing. Is this some sort of social experiment? Are there cameras somewhere? Tape rolling? I felt like I was being watched. I didn’t take it. [more…]
It is time for an alternative to toilet paper. Too many trees have perished for us to wipe our filthy asses. The thought hit me on New Year’s Day. Seemed like it was a time for new beginnings. I wouldn’t have such a problem if toilet paper were recyclable. But [more…]
…nerds only think about sex.” – Louis Skolnick
For years, I have been trying to whittle down the definition and differences between a Nerd and a Geek. It’s taken countless hours of submersion in both cultures; including brief stints of both social abandonment and societal mastery to finally arrive at this hypothesis.
My [more…]
Nothing gets people updating their Facebook status like celebrity death.
This summer we’ve had a lot to be updating about. With MJ and Farrah kicking things off in June, there was an outpouring of grief and 80’s nostalgia in my news feed for a week. A few days later, pitchman Billy Mays went to the [more…]
The morning commute often leaves me amazed. Somehow, when it seems like there is absolutely no room left for just one additional person in that subway car, we manage to stop and pick up 15 more. Each stop means a slight adjustment for all riders. And somehow we manage. Most of [more…]
What a sight to see this morning. As I was walking from the subway to my office, I saw a bunch of grizzly, hard-hat clad, construction workers gathered around in a circle. Sweating and cursing and doing what real men do.
For some reason they had congregated under the very same scaffolding [more…]
I am remiss in not posting this earlier. After sending the invitation to my mom, I must have thought everyone would know by now. Mom, you were really lax in promoting Simon’s play this year.
My friend Simon Astor, the brilliant and maniacal man that he is, went and wrote another play. The [more…]
I’ll get back to writing. I really will. In the meantime, check out Nicholas Cage being himself in several Japanese commercials. Weird.
Only in Williamsburg will you be woken up by the 3-year-old next door singing David Bowie songs.
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