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…nerds only think about sex.” – Louis Skolnick

For years, I have been trying to whittle down the definition and differences between a Nerd and a Geek. It’s taken countless hours of submersion in both cultures; including brief stints of both social abandonment and societal mastery to finally arrive at this hypothesis.

My findings:

Geeks are people who do dorky things (read: math, science, computers, comics, sci-fi) and don’t care what other people say. Geeks have reclaimed their dorkiness and are OK with it.

Nerds are people who do dorky things (read: math, science, computers, comics, sci-fi) but don’t know that other people are looking down on them. Nerds will talk to you about their hobbies assuming that you know what they’re talking about.

This is why I feel the characters of Revenge of the Nerds, were closer to geeks than nerds. They may have started out as nerds, but through their independent character arcs, became geeks. Admittedly, the term was very loosely defined in the early 80′s. The character of Booger, by almost all accounts, would not be considered a nerd today. “Nerd” in that movie was meant more to mean “outcast”. “Geek” was not in widespread use at the time, only being coined a few years earlier.

My interest in this distinction stems from my own grapples with self-identity. I’ve always had a decent handle on the nuances of group dynamics, even if I can be awkward more often than I’m comfortable with. But my interest in dorky things at home (read: math, science, computers, comics, sci-fi) lead to a “dork” gap in my mind. Could I possibly be the nerd that I had so feared? Is that so bad? Nerds are just a little… impassioned right?

Today, it is far more accepted to be a geek than a nerd. And that’s where I feel I fit in. I’m a geek. Not that there’s anything wrong with being a nerd. To quote RotN again, “No-one’s gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends.”

Two weeks ago I found the Venn Diagram below that helps support my hypothesis. It even goes so far as to throw “dweeb” and “dork” in there. Dweeb is a rather antiquated term in my opinion, but the author of this diagram felt it was different enough to include.

Eureka!

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Nothing gets people updating their Facebook status like celebrity death.

This summer we’ve had a lot to be updating about. With MJ and Farrah kicking things off in June, there was an outpouring of grief and 80′s nostalgia in my news feed for a week. A few days later, pitchman Billy Mays went to the great infomercial in the sky. A man that was only given a second thought when someone was making fun of his screaming or ridiculous beard, was suddenly being deified on the site. “RIP Billy.” “Billy, you’ll always be an infomercial in my heart.” Look, I hate death like everyone else who is alive, but he wasn’t Willy Mays. He was the “OxiClean Guy” until he died. I’ll miss him as much as I miss those stains. Yes, there was probably a certain amount of irony to the anguish so soon after Michael Jackson died. And that’s just wrong too.

In July, a few sports deaths resonated with my Facebook friends. I found out Steve McNair and Arturo Gatti both kicked the bucket through status updates. Perhaps the scandalous nature of both deaths lead to more heartache?

August saw the loss of John Hughes. The amount of status updates reached a feverish pitch. People of my demographic were melancholy by the passing of the man who made Saturday detention exciting. Understandable. This man brought joy to a generation and at times seemed as though he was reading our thoughts. However, instead of re-watching Weird Science and reflecting in our own way like before, we’re now grieving live and in living color online.

Sprinkled in among the bigger names were the niche deaths. The people that died that only a few people knew or cared about. The people you mourn to show others that you knew who they were. It doesn’t matter who dies. When they do, they’ll be mourned at the world’s biggest social gathering.

Yesterday, Patrick Swayze went to the roadhouse in a cloud after battling PC for two years. A stream of Dirty Dancing references flooded my Facebook feed. Swayze was a hero for shedding light on such a deadly disease, but most people knew him as the bad actor that taught Jennifer Grey’s nose how to dance.

Twitter and Facebook have given us the ability to inform millions of our innermost thoughts and it seems to have lead to an over-sentimentality revolution. Sure, make the case that it was always there. That this country is a caring and solemn crew. That these status updates are celebratory and not mournful. But I believe there are other forces at work. Maybe it’s cynical or heartless, but I think it may simply give us something to talk about. Maybe I need to change with the times. Maybe I’m just an asshole.

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The morning commute often leaves me amazed. Somehow, when it seems like there is absolutely no room left for just one additional person in that subway car, we manage to stop and pick up 15 more. Each stop means a slight adjustment for all riders. And somehow we manage. Most of the time this is done peacefully and subconsciously and you end up not having to touch a single stranger. Occasionally my backpack will rub up against someone’s purse or my arm will glance by another person’s arm. But for the most part, you are confined to your own personal space and it works.

This behavior exists with cars too. If you ever stop to think about it, traffic jams are an interesting study in human engineering. Thousands of large, unwieldy jalopies, mere inches away from each other, and only a small percentage of them ever come in contact. Somehow it just works. We follow the rules which say, “Don’t bump into other cars” and it just happens.

Sometimes however, people just can’t figure it out. My commute home last night was one of these times. The car wasn’t even packed. But the way we were all aligned, meant I was bumping into every single person adjacent to me. Of course, I forgive myself of all blame because I know how to act in a subway car. In fact, it could have been just one person throwing a giant human-sized wrench in the works that threw everything into disarray. All I know is that the slightest tilt to one side of the track meant I was bumping into someone. I tried and tried to find my pocket. To find a little personal space that I could call my own. I even brought my backpack around and carried it like a newborn, just to help everyone out. This didn’t do much. I couldn’t get out of this predicament. I can’t tell you how happy I was when those doors opened at Grand st. The relief is brings…

Sometimes folks, the mob simply can’t work it out.



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What a sight to see this morning. As I was walking from the subway to my office, I saw a bunch of grizzly, hard-hat clad, construction workers gathered around in a circle. Sweating and cursing and doing what real men do.

For some reason they had congregated under the very same scaffolding they were constructing. A bevy of them right there in the middle of the sidewalk, impeding morning commuters. But as I’m saying to myself, “What the hell are these guys doing?” I realized what they were doing. They were showing each other their iPhones. Comparing apps. And all was forgiven. iPhones aren’t just for hipsters.

All hail Steve.

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I am remiss in not posting this earlier. After sending the invitation to my mom, I must have thought everyone would know by now. Mom, you were really lax in promoting Simon’s play this year.

My friend Simon Astor, the brilliant and maniacal man that he is, went and wrote another play. The spelling of ‘Centre’ in the title should tell you all you need to know about it. This is going to be a sexy thrill-ride! From what little I know about the plot, I know it’ll be sexy. I had the pleasure of working with Simon on Witch Prison and I hear this tops it.

In addition, my brother in arms Richard Grant is handling the music again. The one thing I know about Lightnin’, and this is the ONLY thing, is that that boy know how to make music. It should be great. If you can make it this week, you really should stop by and check it out. Opens Wednesday 7/8.

All the details are here…
http://www.theateronline.com/pb.xzc?PK=21169

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I’ll get back to writing. I really will. In the meantime, check out Nicholas Cage being himself in several Japanese commercials. Weird.

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Only in Williamsburg will you be woken up by the 3-year-old next door singing David Bowie songs.

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I just read that Lee Redmond, a woman in the Guinness Book of World Records for her long fingernails, was in a serious car accident on Tuesday. During the accident, her record-setting fingernails were shorn off. It is reported that she hadn’t cut them since 1979. Luckily Redmond, though still in serious condition, did not receive life-threatening injuries.

Here is my appeal to you Ms Redmond. Do not re-grow your fingernails. This is a blessing in disguise. The past 30 years have given way to a slurry of technological advancement, not seen since a steam engine powered the Industrial Revolution. I’m presuming you have family? Watch in amazement as this thing called a “cell phone” dials that niece you haven’t spoken to in years. You keep it in your pocket and bring it with you everwhere!

They now have a vast array of networked computers they’re calling the “World Wide Web”. There you’ll find a “website” called Facebook. While on Facebook you can keep up with old friends or tell people what you’re up to by typing “status messages”. Remember typing?

Be amazed that you can pick up things with your 10 digits with little to no effort at all. Lee, this really is for the best. And hey, while you’re at it, why don’t you get a new haircut to go along with your newly shortened fingernails?

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You were probably anticipating a post about architecture in Italy, Lucille II, or the exploits of teenagers in rural areas. But this is a post about gratuity.

Sometimes I can’t explain my actions. I’m not quite sure when I became so socially awkward. It comes and goes, definitely, but I’m more awkward than I’m comfortable with.

The other day I was running some errands in my neighborhood and noticed a little coffee shop had opened up down the street. This is Williamsburg and I figured I should get in early. Sooner or later the locals would overun the place. So I went in and was very friendly to the young lady behind the counter, as I always am.

“New Place?”

“New Place.”

“Are you the owner?”

“No, I’m just helping out for now.”

“Well that’s nice of you. Small black coffee?”

She hands me a small cup of coffee about 85% full.

“Actually, you can fill it up. I take it black.”

She fills it up and points me towards the milk and sugar and stirrers, etc. Which I don’t need of course because I drink coffee black as midnight on a moonless night.

“¢75.”

“¢75? I’m not used to things being that cheap.”

Noticing she doesn’t have a tip cup, I say….

“You should get a tip cup.”

“I’m working on it.”

And here’s the awkward part. I reach into my back pocket as if I’m going to tip her, but I panic. It feels weird to me. Tipping on a ¢75 cup of coffee? My mind grapes start to sour. I’m not trying to pick this girl up or anything, I was just being… gregarious. Had there been a tip cup there I would have dropped the change in. But it would feel very strange to place a quarter in her out-stretched hand as a tip. Why did I even bring it up? I take my wallet halfway out, stop, put it back and say….

“Oh, ok then. Well have a nice day.”

And I leave. Without tipping her. What a dingbat.

I’m uncomfortable with the whole tipping thing. It’s gotten out of hand. Often times I feel like Larry David. “Can’t anyone perform a service now without expecting a tip?” I never know when to tip, what to tip, who to tip. The maintenance guy has been to my apartment about 10 times in the past couple of months. I never knew I was supposed to tip him. Isn’t it his job to maintain my apartment? Though I’m told I should have tipped him, I’m still not sure it feels right. I ended up giving him a $20 and an apology. Someone should write a book.

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This is scary. This animated map shows the growth of Walmart from one feeble store in 1962 to well… the frightening, all-consuming beast it has become today. The only thing that approaches the fear I get when walking into a Walmart, is the fear I get from walking into an IHOP. It’s Middle America at it’s biggest. And that scares me.

I don’t like their policy on censorship. Being a creative, I think it’s pretty unfortunate they censor art. Especially when so many people go there to shop. Who do the Walton’s think they are?

What it really boils down to though, is that Walmart dilutes the neighborhood. Millions of Randy Marsh’s enter Walmart each day to feast on their low prices and one-stop shopping. Destroying local business in the process. I’m sure people around this country think that getting a Walmart in their town is a good thing. “Honey, we’ve finally made it! *tear* Walmart is coming to town!” That’s not making it lady. It’s just a big, giant installation of Middle American consumerism.

No offense to Middle Americans, but you scare me. With all your mullets and your pickups and your whiteness. Have I generalized enough?

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