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I find the hoopla surrounding this picture a bit strange. ‘Professional’ photographer Jill Greenberg was hired by magazine The Atlantic to shoot a cover with John McCain. At some point during the shoot, she deceptively snapped this picture that literally portrays McCain in a bad light. (horrible pun, I know) ‘Professional’ is in quotes because regardless of your politcal leanings, she should have been acting in a professional manner. Shouldn’t she?

Maybe not. Maybe she is a hero. Maybe politics in an important election such as this are the only reason you’d be able to get away with this. Regardless of how underhanded it is.

I don’t understand the uproar concerning the picture itself. McCain looks scary. So what? Aren’t Presidents supposed to look powerful? I realize that with our present foreign policy situation, the impression throughout the world of the U.S. being a ruthless bully, that something like this could have a negative effect on McCain’s campaign. However, one of the main perceived differences between the two major parties is that Republicans are tough and Democrats are pussies. Could Jill Greenberg actually have done McCain a favor? Is the uproar only a result of how the picture was acquired? Or is it really the effect it may have on some voters minds. Admittedly, I don’t follow politics as closely as the next guy, so tell me I’m missing something.

When asked if the picture might support the Republican contention that the media is in bed with the Democrats, Jill Greenberg was defiant. “Good. I want to stir stuff up, but not to the point where I get audited if he becomes president.” she says. I don’t know Jill. It’s cute and all, but I don’t know if this little picture is going to achieve what you wanted. Unless of course you wanted to get your name in the paper.

http://www.pdnpulse.com/2008/09/how-jill-greenb.html

For the record, this website supports Barack.

Yikes!

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Today I am getting a root canal. This wasn’t supposed to happen. Since I was a little whippersnapper my father pushed and pushed and pushed good hygiene. He brushes like three times a day. THREE TIMES A DAY! I meet the twice a day quota about 360 times a year. When I do miss a brushing, it’s usually because of some partying I had been doing. There is always a deep sense of guilt when I miss a brushing. My favorite toy is not my guitar or my ipod or my Kermit the Frog doll. It’s my SoniCare toothbrush. Brushing has never been so fun before. I look forward to it. The current nightmare scenario is not because of negligence.

It was explained to me like this. I’m going to paint the picture. At some point in the past, there was some trauma to my front tooth. I really don’t recall anything happening. I haven’t been in a fight since middle school. It’s been even longer since I’ve been in a bumper car. This trauma caused the nerve in that tooth to explode. The discoloration we’re all seeing is the blood from the nerve, lining the inside of the tooth. Yes teeth are somewhat translucent.

For the past year, I’ve noticed this tooth getting darker and darker. I always kind of attributed it to smoking. Since I don’t do that anymore I wanted to see about getting my teeth whitened. Naturally, I went to the Magic Dentist. (That’s really his schtick. Exotic illuuuusions and medieval torture devices line the walls of his office.) I was overdue for a cleaning anyway. During the visit the dark front tooth came up. He says the tooth is dead and explains the bumper car scenario. A root canal will clean it out and restore that sparkle to my smile. Magic Dentist, you sold me.

I bought one of those Crest Whitestrips kits for further whitening power. I’ll be able to see in the dark.

So that’s where I am now. I’m getting a root canal today. It’s so adult.

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Well folks. We’re still here. Today at around 3:30 am EST, in Switzerland, scientists switched on the world’s largest particle accelerator. The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) has been the source of debate for backyard scientists and drunken circles for a while now.

It goes like this. The popular argument is that these scientists don’t know what they’re doing. When this thing fully powers up, the resulting experiments will be so potent that they might actually create a black hole right there in the Swiss Alps. A black hole that would then suck us all in, tearing the planet and the space around it apart.

Today they turned it on. For the first test, they successfully threw a single proton beam around the 17 mile long doughnut. Sometime in October, they’re going to throw another beam in the opposite direction and let the two collide. When that happens, they will look really really really closely and be able to confirm or disprove some of our most fantastic physics theories.

The LHC has been called the world’s largest science experiment. It has the potential to solve some of our universe’s great mysteries. Or at the very least dig up some new questions. There is no telling what will come of these experiments. Teflon was nice, but give me lightspeed. There’s also something very fascinating about the outcry. People are actually talking about creating a black hole on Earth. A fucking black hole! What would that be like?? This is pure science-fiction. I’m happy to be living in a time where experiments like these are going on.

I truly hope that the world does not end when they start doing full experiments in October. I’m also very hopeful that the lessons learned from smashing protons into one and other give us a better understanding of ourselves and the space around us.

Cheers for Awesomeday.

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This is a few months old, but I can’t stop watching it over and over.

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The other day I was going through my CDs and came across Open Up and Say… Ahh! by Poison. I had some packing to do and decided to dust off this ’88 gem. Give it a listen. After all, this was the record that made me want to be a rocker.

I wanted to play the drums. For two reasons mostly. First, I thought Rikki Rockett was the coolest one in the band. (or hottest?) And second… because my elementary school didn’t offer guitar or bass lessons. But god damn did they offer drum lessons. And drums I played. Performing Hot Cross Buns in the elementary school band on a single stand-up snare wasn’t exactly Rock & Roll. Still, I certainly thought I was cooler than the flautists.

It’s truly embarrassing to say that Poison is what got me into being a musician. But I was young and impressionable. I thought I was so tough back then listening to this crap. Hearing it now, its hard to believe I was listening to this smut at all. These lyrics are fucking filthy. All Mr. Rock of Love talks about is taking girls back to his place and teaching them something. At 7 years old, I was humming along to a guy raving about his cock.

It’s probably not surprising to anyone when I say there’s really no redeeming quality here. These songs are empty. As it turns out, Rikki Rockett is a really horrible drummer. Bobby Dall’s bass is non-existent. When it does show up, it’s pointless. C.C’s riffs are recycled from KISS. I hate KISS. Not too mention he plays the same guitar solo on every song. Bret Michaels ring leads this circus well enough. But he’s not exactly a singer as much as he is a sexual predator.

Let me make it clear that I am not a music snob by any means. MMMBop is one of my favorite songs. I’d have no problem admitting that I liked Poison if there was anything good about this. Ok, the chorus to Fallen Angel is catchy. No. This music is not good. Period!

There’s no way around the fact that I starting playing drums because of these guys. That is what this band has given me. For that I am eternally grateful. I do think I can also credit Bret & Co. with my insatiable sexual appetite. Well, Poison and internet porn. So I suppose they accomplished their mission.

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Incredible. Two of my favorite things. Jim Henson and David Lynch.

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2005 (4:49) – This is my first attempt at a thriller. Basically I’m ripping off David Lynch. Right down to the Angelo Badalementi score. John was a great director of photography on this one. It would have been out of focus without him. I don’t remember how the idea came to me, but I remember it materializing very quickly. I hope you’re terrified.

iPod/iPhone version. Right click to download. 49 mb

check out the parum Diabolus teaser…

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This is a teaser trailer for a new movie I’ll be finishing within the next week or two. It’s called parum Diabolus. Hope you enjoy. Are you teased?

iPod/iPhone version. Right-click to download. 1 mb

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Update: 10.3.09
I found another teaser for parum Diabolus while I was polishing it up to put on Vimeo. Guess I never posted it here. Check it.

iPod/iPhone version. Right-click to download. 1 mb

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