For months, actually ever since I moved into my apartment, I’ve been conscious of the thin walls in my building. There are six units here and we are all up in each other’s business. I share a wall in the bedroom with my next door neighbor. Judging from the amount of things [more…]
Just finished watching my second documentary on love and relationships in as many weeks. Pull Out was made by my dear friend Jyllian about 6 years ago. I’ve known Jyllian Gunther for about 4 years now. We have worked together hundreds of times and she’s a super talented writer and free-spirited dame. [more…]
You’ve probably had dirty thoughts about someone who can read your mind. You probably walked right passed them.
La la la, she said to me… My buddy took me out for a very belated birthday, but I didn’t mind. We had a good time. As the night was winding down, he suggests we go to a strip club. I initially resisted, but was easily talked into it. I’ve [more…]
I am remiss in not posting this earlier. After sending the invitation to my mom, I must have thought everyone would know by now. Mom, you were really lax in promoting Simon’s play this year.
My friend Simon Astor, the brilliant and maniacal man that he is, went and wrote another play. The [more…]
Last night I looked through my iTunes library and realized I don’t have any Motörhead songs. I know of Motörhead and everyone knows who Lemmy is, (Lemmy Kilmister, the lead singer and bassist of Motörhead) but I’m pretty sure I’ve never heard a complete Motörhead song before. I could sing the chorus to [more…]
Be prepared to be sick to your stomach. Stamina Pillows are a new take on a very old problem. Here’s an invention that is so simple in it’s design and execution, you wonder why we’re just seeing these now. These pillows are simultaneously brilliant and vomit-inducing!
Linens designed to increase a man [more…]
I went as Joe The Plumber this year. A couple days earlier a friend of mine said that it was an un-original costume. Everyone is going to be Joe The Plumber. I defended the attack. Obviously there would be a few people dressed like Wurzelbacher, but I thought it was unique [more…]
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